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Woody Allen Quotes
Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Konigsberg on December 1, 1935) is a three-time Academy Award-winning American film director, writer, actor, jazz musician, comedian, and playwright.
His large body of work and cerebral film style have made him one of the most respected and prolific filmmakers in the modern era. Allen writes and directs his movies and has also acted in the majority of them. For inspiration, Allen draws heavily on literature, philosophy, psychology, Judaism, European cinema and New York City, where he was born and has lived his entire life.
Source: wikipedia.org
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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