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Woody Allen Quotes
Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Konigsberg on December 1, 1935) is a three-time Academy Award-winning American film director, writer, actor, jazz musician, comedian, and playwright.
His large body of work and cerebral film style have made him one of the most respected and prolific filmmakers in the modern era. Allen writes and directs his movies and has also acted in the majority of them. For inspiration, Allen draws heavily on literature, philosophy, psychology, Judaism, European cinema and New York City, where he was born and has lived his entire life.
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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