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W. C. Fields Quotes
W. C. Fields (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946) was an American juggler, comedian, and actor. Fields created one of the great American comic personas of the first half of the 20th century—a misanthrope who teetered on the edge of buffoonery but never quite fell in, an egotist blind to his own failings, a charming drunk; and a man who hated children, dogs, and women, unless they were the wrong sort of women.
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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs.
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of.
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