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W. C. Fields Quotes
W. C. Fields (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946) was an American juggler, comedian, and actor. Fields created one of the great American comic personas of the first half of the 20th century—a misanthrope who teetered on the edge of buffoonery but never quite fell in, an egotist blind to his own failings, a charming drunk; and a man who hated children, dogs, and women, unless they were the wrong sort of women.
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I love children if they're cooked properly.
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
I now touch nothing stronger than buttermilk: 90-proof buttermilk.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.
I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse.
I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields quotes
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