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W. C. Fields Quotes
W. C. Fields (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946) was an American juggler, comedian, and actor. Fields created one of the great American comic personas of the first half of the 20th century—a misanthrope who teetered on the edge of buffoonery but never quite fell in, an egotist blind to his own failings, a charming drunk; and a man who hated children, dogs, and women, unless they were the wrong sort of women.
Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting?
Everything I do is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
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