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W. C. Fields Quotes
W. C. Fields (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946) was an American juggler, comedian, and actor. Fields created one of the great American comic personas of the first half of the 20th century—a misanthrope who teetered on the edge of buffoonery but never quite fell in, an egotist blind to his own failings, a charming drunk; and a man who hated children, dogs, and women, unless they were the wrong sort of women.
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
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