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W. C. Fields Quotes
W. C. Fields (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946) was an American juggler, comedian, and actor. Fields created one of the great American comic personas of the first half of the 20th century—a misanthrope who teetered on the edge of buffoonery but never quite fell in, an egotist blind to his own failings, a charming drunk; and a man who hated children, dogs, and women, unless they were the wrong sort of women.
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
A plumber's idea of Cleopatra. (Mae West)
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.
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