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New Years Quotes
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Jay Leno
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Joey Adams
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
Mark Twain
The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.
W.H. Auden
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
-George William Curtis
I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
Robert Paul
Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.
Jean Paul Richter
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
Jay Leno
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
James Agate
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