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Jay Leno Quotes
James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno (Born April 28, 1950) is an Emmy-winning American comedian who is best known as the current host of NBC television's long-running variety and talk program The Tonight Show. He also owns Big Dog Productions, a company that co-produces the show.
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As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline.
There was another war-related casualty today. The French were injured when they tried to jump on our bandwagon.
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
There are reports that Saddam has been spotted in central Baghdad. Parts of him were also spotted in northern Baghdad, eastern Baghdad and western Baghdad.
The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad.You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!
The latest word is that Saddam Hussein is now creating a buffer zone in Northern Iraq to defend against a northern invasion. Experts say if he's successful this could extend the length of the war by up to seven minutes.
George W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working out. He says he works out because it clears his mind. Sometimes just a little too much.
Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb Iraq before, imagine if Congress was over there.
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
President Bush agreed today to allow more weapons inspectors in Iraq. As I understand he has 250,000 of them ready to go.
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