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George Burns Quotes
George Burns, born Nathan Birnbaum (January 20, 1896 – March 9, 1996), was an American comedian and actor.
His career spanned vaudeville, film, radio, and television, with and without his equally legendary wife, Gracie Allen. His arched eyebrow and cigar smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks for over three quarters of a century. Enjoying a remarkable career resurrection that began at age 79, and ended shortly before his death at age 100, George Burns was better known in the last two decades of his life than at any other time in his life and career.
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible.
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.