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Fred Allen Quotes
Fred Allen (born John Florence Sullivan on May 31, 1894 in Cambridge, Massachusetts, died March 17, 1956 in New York City) was an American comedian whose absurdist, pointed radio show (1934–1949) made him one of the most popular and forward-looking humorists in the so-called classic era of American radio.
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself there.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
Television is- the triumph of machine over people.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.