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Drinking Quotes
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
A. E. Housman (1859 - 1936)
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry (1947 - ), "The Taming of the Screw"
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734), Gnomologia, 1732
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.
Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.
Heraclitus (540 BC - 480 BC), On the Universe
The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.
Homer (800 BC - 700 BC), The Odyssey
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Martin Mull (1943 - )
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