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Dirty Quotes
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
Woody Allen
The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.
Drew Carey
The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.
Drew Carey
I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
Tori Amos
I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
Drew Carey
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
Will Durst
I was expecting a little more from ol' Sharon y'know? I wasn't about to get down and dirty with her, so it was a bit of a let down. Actually, she hurt my lip.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco-pipes of those who diffuse it: it proves nothing but the bad taste of the smoker.
George Eliot
I've always thought that the stereotype of the dirty old man is really the creation of a dirty young man who wants the field to himself.
Hugh Downs
I'm not good in bed. Hell, I'm not even good on the couch.
Drew Carey
I stay away from the typical terms of a diary. It's not like, "Today I woke up and had a piece of toast." I write a lot of essays, short stories, dirty poetry, things like that. It's something I do for myself.
Macaulay Culkin
I prefer to remake flops. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was a remake of a flop, and The Quiet American is a remake of a flop.
Michael Caine
Life is a game with many rules but no referee. One learns how to play it more by watching it than by consulting any book, including the holy book. Small wonder, then, that so many play dirty, that so few win, that so many lose.
Joseph Brodsky
Whatever is dirty, it is women's job to clean up, or drive some man to clean up, and that goes for everything from cellar to senate.
Agnes Macphail
What's with squeegee kids? I mean, they don't really wash the windshield, do they? They simply redistribute the dirt.
Ken Scott
The phone went in the house and I answered it and this voice said, 'Hello, how would you like a dirty weekend in Paris?' And then there was a silence and the voice said, 'I'm sorry. Have I shocked you?' And I said, 'God no - I was just packing'.
Helen Lederer
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