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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.
The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.
I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
I was expecting a little more from ol' Sharon y'know? I wasn't about to get down and dirty with her, so it was a bit of a let down. Actually, she hurt my lip.
Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco-pipes of those who diffuse it: it proves nothing but the bad taste of the smoker.
I've always thought that the stereotype of the dirty old man is really the creation of a dirty young man who wants the field to himself.
I'm not good in bed. Hell, I'm not even good on the couch.
I stay away from the typical terms of a diary. It's not like, "Today I woke up and had a piece of toast." I write a lot of essays, short stories, dirty poetry, things like that. It's something I do for myself.
I prefer to remake flops. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was a remake of a flop, and The Quiet American is a remake of a flop.
Life is a game with many rules but no referee. One learns how to play it more by watching it than by consulting any book, including the holy book. Small wonder, then, that so many play dirty, that so few win, that so many lose.
Whatever is dirty, it is women's job to clean up, or drive some man to clean up, and that goes for everything from cellar to senate.
What's with squeegee kids? I mean, they don't really wash the windshield, do they? They simply redistribute the dirt.
The phone went in the house and I answered it and this voice said, 'Hello, how would you like a dirty weekend in Paris?' And then there was a silence and the voice said, 'I'm sorry. Have I shocked you?' And I said, 'God no - I was just packing'.