Welcome to the my Internet quote collection! I have searched for the the best quotes on the Interet and have presented them here. For those of you who appreciate reading quotes, enjoy! If you have time to kill, why not read all of them? :)
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Robert A. Heinlein
Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, 'Don't worry about finding the right woman- concentrate on becoming the right man.'
Attraction is not a choice.
Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.
Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.
I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came up to talk to me. Later I found out they were telling their boyfriends, 'If you talk to her, I'll kill you.' It's always rough with that high school thing.