Welcome to the my Internet quote collection! I have searched for the the best quotes by children on the Interet and have presented them here. For those of you who appreciate reading quotes, enjoy! If you have time to kill, why not read all of them? :)
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Children's Quotes
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Patrick, age 10
Piano lessons can make fifteen minutes feel like an hour.
Jack, age 9
Ninety-nine percent of the time things aren't nearly as bad as you first thought they were.
Jessica, age 15
If you want something in a cereal box and it looks really big, it always turns out small and crummy.
Katie, age 9
If you give your dog a bath, you get one yourself.
Mindy, age 14
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats!
Laura, age 13
You never know how loud you are until you have to be quiet.
Sarena, age 10
You shouldn't try and test a nine-volt battery with your braces unless you're looking for an easy way to melt all the rubber bands.
Chris, age 14
You don't use liquid soap in a dishwasher.
Melinda, age 13
Even my dog isn't stupid enough to try my sister's cooking.
John, age 12
You always think of a good comback after it's too late.
Kim, age 11
When a girl keeps on teasing you and says she doesn't like you and bugs you all the time, she really like you.
Justin, age 8
No matter how old you are, you always think that there may be something hiding under the bed.
Monica, age 13
No one notices what I do until I don't do it.
Lorie, age 14
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