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Andy Rooney Quotes
Andrew Aitken Rooney (born January 14, 1919) is an American radio and television writer. He became most famous as a humorist and commentator with his weekly broadcast A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney, a part of the CBS news program 60 Minutes since 1979.
Source: wikipedia.org
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.
Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.
Don't pin much hope on the mail, and when the phone rings don't expect anyone wonderful to be calling.
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week, but for some reason nobody's ever done it.
Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.
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