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Funny Poems
Oh, Amanda!
by David Peetz
Amanda, you've broken my heart!
I'm plunged into deep misery.
You've told me I only die once
Then I can't pay no more GST!
I longed for a life so eternal
From these mortal chains to be free
With only one purpose in mind -
Keep paying that sweet GST!
Our schools don't need teachers or halls
Or computers and technology
The best thing our schools' ever had -
John told us - that grand GST!
So Mandy, please say it's not true
Succumb to my desperate plea,
I'll never ever tax your love
If you let me pay my GST.
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