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Blonde and Lawyer on a Plane

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A blonde woman found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde - wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.

The blonde then asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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Workplace Rules

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Rule-1
The Boss is always right.

Rule-2
If the Boss is wrong, see Rule 1.

Rule-3
Those who work get more work.
Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

Rule-4
Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down".
The more intelligent a person,
The more hardworking a person,
The more committed a person;
The more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.

Rule-5
If you are good, you will get all the work.
If you are really good, you will get out of it.

Rule-6
When the Bosses talk about improving productivity,
They are never talking about themselves.

Rule-7
It doesn't matter what you do,
It only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.

Rule-8
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

Rule-9
Don't be irreplaceable.
If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Rule-10
The more crap you put up with,
The more crap you are going to get.

Rule-11
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit.
No use being a damn fool about it.

Rule-12
When you don't know what to do,
Walk fast and look worried.

Rule-13
Following the rules will not get the job done.

Rule-14
If it weren't for the last minute,
Nothing would get done.

Rule-15
Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous".

Rule-16
No matter how much you do,
You never do enough.

Rule-17
You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.

Rule-18
In order to get a promotion,
You need not necessarily know your job.

Rule-19
In order to get a promotion,
You only need to pretend that you know your job.

Rule-20
The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

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Bike Hits Tree

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Football Season

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