Anybody Home?
A tourist from the Atlanta area was hiking through the mountains of North Georgia when he came upon the tiniest cabin he had ever seen in his life. Intrigued, he went up and knocked on the door.
"Anybody home?" he asked.
"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.
"Is your father there?" asked the tourist.
"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid.
"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the tourist.
"Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.
"But," protested the city slicker, "are you never together as a family?"
"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door... "This is the outhouse!"
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Two Legged Pig
I went to visit my uncle at his farm the other day and noticed one of his pigs only had 2 legs.
"Uncle Bill, why does that pig only have two legs?"
"Well," he said, "a few months ago I was on the tractor mowing the side of the hill and the mower turned over on me and trapped me. I was stuck there for over an hour but that pig went home and alerted the family and led them back to me which saved my life."
"Ok", I said, "but what's that got to do with him having 2 legs?"
"Why it wasn't but about two weeks ago that your aunt fell asleep while smoking and lit the bed on fire and the whole house would have caught on fire but that pig started squealing so loud that it woke us up and saved us all."
"So did the pig lose his legs in those accidents?", I asked.
"No, no! It's just that with a pig that good I hate to eat him all at once."
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