The Pope and Pavarotti
When Pavarotti met the Pope one day, the Pope handed Pavarotti an envolope and asked him, "When you get to heaven, could you please give this to God?"
Pavarotti replied "Yes, certainly."
Well time passes & Pavarotti died, when he arrives at the pearly gates God asks him "Do you have something for me Pavarotti?"
"Yes," he replied "I have a letter for you from the Pope."
He hands the letter to God and it reads, "Sorry it's late, but here is the tener I owe you."
Contributed by: Melissa
The Popular Mule
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.
At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.
The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"