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A Ravishing Young Woman

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In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs."

The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs,".

And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."

All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"

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Headphones

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A blonde walks into a barber shop wearing a set of headphones. She sits down in the chair and says I need my hair cut.

The barber starts to cut the right side then stops. He says, "You need to take off your headphones."

Blonde: "I can't, I'll just die!"

The barber cuts the right side and goes to the left side. He starts cutting then stops. He says, "You really have to take off your headphones."

Blonde: "I can't, I'll just die!"

The barber cuts the left side and starts on the back. He starts cutting then stops again. He says, "Now, you REALLY have to take off your headphones!"

Blonde: "I can't, I'll just die!"

The barber starts cutting, but then stops. He leans over and grabs the blonde's headphones and pulls them off. She chokes, then falls to the ground dead.

The barber picks up the headphones and listens. "Breathe In… Breathe Out… Breathe In… Breathe Out…"

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