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From the Personals Column

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Single Black Female....

Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play,
long walks in the woods, riding in your pick-up,
hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter
nights lying by the fire, and candlelight dinners
will have me eating out of your hand.

Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll
be at the front door when you get home from work
wearing only what nature gave me.

Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.

The above was a real ad placed in the Atlanta Journal
Personal Column......

Over 150 men called about this ad and found themselves
talking to the local Humane Society about an eight-week
old Black Labrador Retriever...named Daisy!

More "Men vs Women" Jokes



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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'

'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'

The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

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