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Beer Plaques

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- Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

- Reality is an illusion that is brought upon by the lack of alcohol.

- A woman drove me to drink. I sure regret I didn't get a chance to thank her.

- What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

- One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.

- Beauty is in the Eyes of the Beer Holder.

- If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.

- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

- Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so if you get wasted all of the time, you'll have the time of your life.

- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

- Beer is good food.

- It's better to have a beer in the hand than gas in the tank.

- Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

- A beer in the hand beats two in the bush.

- One more drink and I'll be under the host.

- Without question, the greatest invention in the history of Mankind is beer. The wheel was also a fine invention, but it does not go nearly as well with pizza.

- I don't work out. It cuts into my drinking time.

- People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer, they just like to pee a lot.

- I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!

- Draft beer, not people!

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Blonde Vitamins

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A young blonde woman walked into a pharmacy. She approached the pharmacist and said "I would like some vitamins for my son."

"Vitamins A, B, or C?" asked the pharmacist.

"It doesn't matter, he can't read yet."

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