Two Irish Nuns Arrive
Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat. One says to the other nun, '"I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs!!" "Odd," her companion replies,
"but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
As they sit on a bench in a nearby park, they hear a pushcart vendor yell," Get your dogs here!" – — and they both walk towards the hot dog cart.
"Two dogs please." says one. The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs'.
The Mother Superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush, and then staring at it for a moment, she leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously…
"What part did you get?"
History of Health Care
2000 B.C. -- Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. -- That root is heathen. Say this prayer.
1850 A.D. -- That prayer is superstition. Drink this potion.
1940 A.D. -- That potion is snake oil. Swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. -- That pill is ineffective. Take this antibiotic.
2008 A.D. -- That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.