Easter Q & A
Q: What is a dog's favorite Easter treat?
A: Jelly bones!
Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?
A: The Easter Elephant.
Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!
Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A: You need an eggsplanation!
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan?
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Q: What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
A: Colored scrambled eggs!
Q: Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?
A: He wanted them to lay colored eggs!
Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: 'Heard any good yolks lately!'
Q: What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
A: The Easter Barney!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
A: He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
A: The Oyster Bunny!
Q: What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
A: One to three for breaking and entering.
Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Q: Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?
A: It's pretty hard to swallow!
Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
A: It's a tender tail!
"They tell me you're working 'ard night an' day, Sarah?" her best friend Ann said.
"Yes," replied Sarah. "I'm under bonds to keep the peace for pullin' the whiskers out of that old scoundrel of a husban' of mine, and the Magistrate said that if I come afore 'im ag'in, or laid me 'ands on the old man, he'd fine me forty shillin's!"
"And so you're working 'ard to keep out of mischief?"
"Not so much; I'm workin' 'ard to save up the fine!"