Farming in the Right Location
A couple were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy area in the dirt road and the car got stuck. After half an hour of trying to get the car out by themselves and just as they were about to give up, they saw a farmer coming down the lane, driving a team of horses.
The farmer stopped when he saw the problem and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $20. They accepted the offer and the car was quickly pulled out of the mud hole. The farmer turned to the couple and said, "You know, you're the eighth car I've helped out of the mud today."
They looked around at the nearby fields somewhat incredulously and asked the farmer, "When do you plow your land? At night?"
"Nope," the farmer replied as he turned his team around towards the barn, "Night is when I haul water to put in the mud hole."
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A guy goes and visits his sick friend in hospital. On the first night during visiting, the friend is served Haggis, neeps and tatties for dinner.
The next night he visits again and during visiting his friend is served haggis neeps and tatties.
On his third visit the following evening the friend is served haggis neeps and tatties again.
On his way out the guy stops the nurse and says "I'm a bit concerned about the lack of variety in the meals you serve here", to which the nurse replied "what did you expect, this is the Burns unit"
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