A homeless guy walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender shook his head and said "No chance buddy. You do not look as if you could pay."
The man nodded "You're right. I have no money. But if I show you something that you have never seen before, can I have a drink for free?"
The bartender replies, "Okay, but only if it is nothing nasty!"
The man reached into his jacket pocket, pulled out a hamster and set it down on the counter. The hamster ran down the bar, jumped over a bar stool to the ground and climbed up onto the piano. Once there, he jumped from key to key and played brilliantly!
"You're right," said the bartender, "that's something I've never seen before. Here's your drink."
The man emptied the drink in one shot and asked for one more.
"I'll need money or another miracle, otherwise there's no drink."
The man reached into his other pocket, pulled out a frog and put it on the counter. The frog had a terrific voice and sang with emotion.
A stranger at the other end of the bar came over to him and offered him $300 for the frog. "Deal!" Said the man and pocketed the money.
When the stranger left the bar, the bartender asked, "Tell me, are you crazy? You sell a singing frog for $300? But he's worth millions!"
The man shook his head. "Not really. The hamster is also an excellent ventriloquist."
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A Bun in the Oven
A four year old little boy was at the doctor's office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and inquisitively asks "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he replied, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look on his face, asked yet another question, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." At this point the woman is thinking the little boy is incredibly cute and looks foward to what he has to say next…
And, much to her suprise, with an even more surprised and shocked look than before, he asked "Then why did you eat him?"
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