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Blonde Flight Attendant

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An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde flight attendant. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new flight attendant was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up, wondering what happened to her.

She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The flight attendant replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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Q: What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Are you my mother?

Q: Why are cards like wolves?
A: Because they belong to a pack!

Q: What advice can you give a fish so he avoid being caught?
A: Do not fall for any old line!

Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?
A: He's alriiiight now!

Q: What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?
A: A night mare!

Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!

Q: Why are mosquitos so annoying?
A: Because they get under our skin!

Q: Why did the man call his dog "frost"?
A: Because frost bites!

Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?
A: Ruff!

Q: What happens to a duck when they fly upside down?
A: He quacks up!

Q: Where does Friday come before Thursday?
A: In the dictionary!

Did you ever notice we spend 12 months of our child's lives teaching the to walk and talk, and the next 23 years telling them to sit down and shut up?

A man consults a therapist and says, "Doc, I'm suicidal. What should I do?"
The doctor replies, "Pay in advance!"

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