A man goes to the circus and it happens that they are having a contest. A $2,000 prize to be given if anyone can make Bobo the elephant jump in the air three feet. Many people in the audience try, saying "Jump Bobo jump" and "Pretty please jump Bobo" till this one man goes up, grabs a wooden mallet that they use for ptching tents and gives the elephant a swift strike to his jewels. Sure enough he jumps three feet.
Well the ring master pays out the money but now what will he do for the new challenge, as it was a drawing card for attendance. So he decides the next night he will give $2,000 to the first person that can make Bobo shake his head yes and shake his head no.
The next evening at challenge time many people try but fail. Then the man who was there from the previous night returns and goes up to the elephant and just wispers in his ear. The elephant shakes his head yes and then no.
The ring master pays up but says "Please mister how did you get Bobo to do that?" The man replies, "I just asked Bobo if he remembered him and did he want that mallet again."
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Ten Best Caddie Remarks
#10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
#9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
#8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes, you miss the ball much closer now."
#7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
#6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so, that would be too much of a coincidence."
#5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too
much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
#4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, but personally, I prefer golf."
#3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."
#2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
#1 Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
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