What Have You Done Wrong?
If your pregnant wife storms out of the kitchen in her new shoes to chew you out while you are watching the Super Bowl with your buddies, what have you done wrong?
A: You've made her chain too long.
What will your friends likely comment on?
A: You let her wear shoes?
Breaking the News
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly.
After the coroner leaves with Steve's body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve's wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms.
"Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me!"
"What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?"
"Well, before I broke the news to her, I asked her if she was Steve's widow. And, she said she wasn't, so I said I'd bet her a six-pack she was!"