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Little Johnny Visits Grandpa

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Little Johnny goes to the hospital with his grandmother to visit his Grandpa.

When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his Grandma and bursts into his Grandpa's room...

"Grandpa, Grandpa," he says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

"What?" asked his Grandpa.

"Make a noise like a frog - because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney Land!"

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Las Vegas Churches Accept Gambling Chips

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This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by the chip monks.

You didn't see that one coming did you? :)

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