A middle aged woman was looking at her body in the mirror turning every which way to see which part of her body looked the best.
She then says to her husband, "My body is saggy and old. Please tell me one good thing about my body."
He then asks his wife to turn to the side and then turn around and then turn another way.
His response, "Well, you've got good eyesight."
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My Daddy is a Lawyer
While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted.
"My name is Joshua. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Adam," replied the second.
"My daddy is a doctor. What does your daddy do for a living?" asked Joshua.
Adam proudly replied, "My daddy is a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Joshua.
"No, just the regular kind," replied Adam.
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