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25th Anniversary

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On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.

"Oh. it's not over yet," says he.

Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation and finds two little white pills,

"What in the world are these?"

"Aspirin," he replies.

"But I don't have a headache," says she.

"GOTCHA!"

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Little Boy

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A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat.

"I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced. Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed.

"Strike One!" he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again,

"I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down, he swung again and missed.

"Strike two!" he cried. The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully. He spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap and said once more,

"I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" Again, he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed.

"Strike three!" "Wow!" he exclaimed. "I'm the greatest pitcher in the world!"

More "Children Jokes"

 

Sweet Ride

car missing back wheel but driving on a two wheeled dolly

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Heart Tracks

heart-shaped tire tracks in snow

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