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Six guys were playing poker when Bill loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. Ed looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?"

They draw straws. Wally, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is. "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."

Wally walks over to Bill's house and knocks on the door. Bill's wife answers, and asks what he wants. Wally says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."

She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!"

Wally says, "I'll tell him.

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Lie Slapping Robot

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One day, a man invents a lie slapping robot. He decides to try it out on his family. So they are sitting at the dinner table and the man asks his son, "Son what did you do today?"

The son replies, "I went to school," and the robot slaps him.

The man laughs and asks his son again, "What did you do today?"

The son says, "Ok I went and saw a movie."

The man says, "Thats better. What movie did you go see?"

The son replies, "It was Toy Story 3," and the robot slaps him again.

The man laughs and says, "Now tell the truth what movie was it?"

The son says, "Ok it was a dirty movie."

The man says, "You know I remember seeing a few of those in my day too."

The wife laughs and says, "Well he is your son..." and the robot slaps her!

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