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Easter One-Liners

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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

Why did the easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther Bunny!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it's not empty any more!

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

How does Easter end?
With the letter R!

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana!

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs (X) marks the spot!

How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!

What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny!

What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare mail!

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
Because the powder puff is on the other end!

How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare plane!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing you!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare-dryer!

How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
With hare spray!

Why did the bunny go to the dance?
To do the bunny hop!

What kinds of books do bunnies like?
Ones with hoppy endings!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
Because it has four rabbit's feet!

What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
Went on their bunnymoon!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!

Why can't a rabbit's nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots!

What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain!

More "Easter Jokes"

 

No More Children

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After their 11th child, an redneck couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The veterinarian told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the vet, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The redneck said to the veterinarian, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the vet.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
1
2
3
4
5...

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand...

More "Redneck Jokes"

 

Happy Keester

babies' bottoms colored like easter eggs

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It's My Carrot!

dog protecting toy carrot from rabbit

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Funny Easter Bloopers

funny Easter bloopers video

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