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April Fool's Day Pranks

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Use a very small needle to poke some holes in a cup, but not too big. They'll need to not realize their drink is getting drained until it's too late!

Tape a few magnets to the bottom of an anyday household item (coffee cup, purse, drink, etc) and rig it to the top of your car, that way people driving by will be amazed!

Buy a lottery ticket and give to the unsuspecting victim the day before the lottery. After the lottey is over, buy a ticket with those exact same numbers and switch them out. They'll think they've won big!

Set the victims alarm clock to the same time it's usually set for, but do it the opposite time of day. If they have to wake up at 10 in themorning, set it for 10 at night!

Tape the hook of the victims phone down. Even if they try to answer the phone it'll continue to ring.

Take a piece of tape or paper and stick it to the bottom of your friends optical mouse. When they use it, the mouse won't move and they'll never think to check the bottom, until about 5 minutes of frustration. If your friend has an older mouse with a ball, you can easily remove that too.

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Geography of Women and Men

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Geography of a woman:

Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful, with fertile deltas.

Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America..... Well developed and open to trade especially for high financed investors.

Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France, gently ageing, but sensual with an appreciation for the finer things.

Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and in need of massive reconstruction.

From 61 onwards, she is like Afghanistan, everyone knows where it is but no-one wants to go there.

The geography of a man:

Between 15 and 85 a man is like Britain, ruled by a dick.

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Stupid Terrorists

Stupid Terrorists - terrorists surround man. One terrorist points a rocket launcher at point blank range

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No More Job Complaints...

no more job complaints - man has upper half of his body up an elephant's behind

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Life Does You Favours

funny video two women hitchhiking

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