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Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo Mamma's So Old...
- Yo mamma's so old, her memory is in black and white.
- Yo mamma's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
- Yo mamma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
- Yo mamma's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.
- Yo mamma's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
- Yo mamma's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
- Yo mamma's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
- Yo mamma's so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
- Yo mamma's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
- Yo mamma's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
- Yo mamma's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
- Yo mamma's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
- Yo mamma's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
- Yo mamma's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
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