Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo Mamma's So Big...
Yo Mamma's So Nasty...
Yo Mamma's So Old...
Yo Mamma's So Stupid...
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Featured Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mamma's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mamma's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mamma's so big, she whistles bass.
Yo mamma's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo mamma's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo mamma's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mamma's so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo mamma's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mamma's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
Yo mamma's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
Yo mamma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mamma's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
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