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Things Not To Say
Things Not To Say On Your Wedding Night…
- But everybody looks funny naked!
- You woke me up for that?
- Did I mention the video camera?
- Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
- Can you please pass me the remote control?
- Do you accept Visa?
- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
- Do you get any premium movie channels?
- Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
- But I just brushed my teeth...
- Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
- Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
- Did I remember to take my pill?
- But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
- Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
- You're almost as good as my ex!
- Now I know why he/she dumped you...
- What are you planning to make for breakfast?
- I have a confession...
- You can cook, too right?
- Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
- Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
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