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Things Not To Say
Things to Never Say to a Woman During an Argument
- Whoa, time out. Football is on.
- Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
- Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
- You are so cute when you get mad.
- You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
- Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?
- You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
- Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
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