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Redneck Jokes
Buba's Dead
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to
be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy
whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator,
“I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and
follow my instructions. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes
back on the line,
“Okay, he’s dead.”
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