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"your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice!"
I'D POUR MILK ON U AND MAKE U PART OF MY COMPLEAT BREAKFAST!
A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Are you Natasha, my contact?
Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?
Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
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