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Pick up Lines
You should be someone's wife.
You: Do you have a warrant out for your arrest? Them: No....why? girl: Because it has got to be a crime being so damn sexy.
You: You're perfect in almost every way, except you have one major flaw. Them: What's that? You: Your address. It needs to be the same as mine.
You make me want to get a job!
Your body is like a haiku in motion.
Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Your eyes have touched my soul
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
You're a twinkle in my eye and an angel from the sky.
You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox.
You're daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bulls eye.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
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