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You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
You look just like my mother.
You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what's one more??
You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be a chef, because you certainly are mighty spicy.
You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you're the Bomb.
you must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
You MUST have a nice personality.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!
You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner.
Your choice this time, I'm buying."
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
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