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You're so cute you make Hello Kitty look like Quasi-moto.
Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink.
Show me a man who doesn't think you look beautiful and I'll show you a man who is legally blind.
My love for you is like diareah..it never ends!
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
"Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune." Take hand and write your phone number on it. "there's your future."
I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.
Do you raise chickens?... cause you sure did raise my cock!
(You) Can I borrow your cell phone?
(Her) Sure why?
(You) I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called McGorgeous.
I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
If your beauty was money, I wouldn't waste a dime!
Hey baby do you want to go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
"Can I even get a fake number?"
If your looking fo the right person in your life...here I am!
If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a girl as beautiful as you I would now have 5 cents.
Somebody better call Animal Control because I just spotted a fox.
Are you a pitcher, cause I love the way you throw those curves!
They call me coffee cause i grind so fine
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