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If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a woman as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
If nostalgia was white and passion was black, my love for you would be a little chessboard
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
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