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Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?
I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?
Soooo, you wanna make out, or what?
You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Im like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
If I was God I'd make the world revolve around you.
He: Pinch me?
He: Because I must be dreaming
He: This must be the end of a rainbow
He: Because I've just found my pot of gold
Man: Give it back
Woman: Give what back?
Man: My breath
Are you a police officer? Cuz you're one of (your town's) finest!
Is that a ladder in your stocking, or a stairway to Heaven?
You know, winning the lottery doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
I only have 12 hours to live! Please don't let me die a virgin!
What winks and makes love like a panther? (What?) -wink
Your eyes are so mysterious i'd like to be your detective.
You must have a ninja in your pants cuz your ass is kicking
"If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together."
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