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Office Jokes
Calling in Sick (version 2)
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she's not feeling well.
"What's the matter?", he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What in the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"Well, I just can't see my ass coming to work today."
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