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Top ten reasons to become a nurse
You know you're a nurse if...
Assistants Evaluation Memo
3 Nurses and a Wish
Don't Leave 'em Hanging

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Top ten reasons to become a nurse

1) Pays better then fast food, though the hours aren't as good.
2) Fashionable shoes and sexy white uniforms.
3) Needles: "Tis better to give than receive"
4) Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops...eventually.
5) Expose yourself to rare, exciting and new diseases.
6) Interesting aromas.
7) Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.
8) Do enough charting to navigate around the world.
9) Celebrate all the holidays with your friends - at work.
10) Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.
 
   
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