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Men Vs Women Jokes
From the Personals Column
Single Black Female....
Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play,
long walks in the woods, riding in your pick-up,
hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter
nights lying by the fire, and candlelight dinners
will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll
be at the front door when you get home from work
wearing only what nature gave me.
Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.
The above was a real ad placed in the Atlanta Journal
Personal Column......
Over 150 men called about this ad and found themselves
talking to the local Humane Society about an eight-week
old Black Labrador Retriever...named Daisy!
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